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Posted on 3/31/17 at 9:30 pm to
Posted by Flashback
reading the chicken bones
Member since Apr 2008
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Posted on 3/31/17 at 9:30 pm to
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Deep woods off. It repels ticks, attracts real women that will cook you dinner and take care of the kids.



I bet your definition of a real woman include having a mustache and weighing over 200 pounds.
Posted by porkrind
Hog Jaw
Member since Apr 2012
950 posts
Posted on 3/31/17 at 9:56 pm to
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I bet your definition of a real woman include having a mustache and weighing over 200 pounds


Poor guy, thinks he has to be a metro to get an attractive woman that is good for nothing but being a leach. Believe it or not you can get a attractive woman that still acts like a southern lady without having to pluck your eyebrows and wear eyeliner.

Its Friday night man! Shouldn't you be out at a club slathered with smell good shite trying to meet some slut that will one day use your money to put your kids in day care so she doesnt have to bother with them?
This post was edited on 3/31/17 at 10:06 pm
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