re: Huge pack of Summers Eve feminine hygiene wipes sticking out the top of a purse

Coming from a guy that likes to shower after he shits, I'd say she probably just likes to stay so fresh and so clean.

Maybe it's that time of the month for her and she doesn't want to feel gross

I mean... at least she takes care of herself. She probably wouldn't think about the smelly shits you take if she saw a big package of toilet paper in your cart. I would have asked for her number. You know she a freak if she wrote it on one of the san wipes

I just don't believe it.
How can she conceive it?
My fist, my wrist, bitch you need to summers eve it.

I bet your partner has a huge bush