re: Worst swing related advice you've ever heard someone say?

So insecure you're offering to play anyone who criticizes you get a grip

I'm not meeting up with a random TAMU poster from tigerdroppings to play golf.

Just know that I think you're either completely and utterly full of shite, or you play well despite not knowing jack shite about how to swing a golf club. And there aren't very many naturals at golf.