re: Meet the 5'7" blonde who wrestles ALLIGATORS for fun (NSFW?)

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A chick like this...fak a fun outing for her is fishing out there by the rigs and sitting in a duck blind. I call that a winner.

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Yeah but you never know if she'll be all "this is fun" and "hahaha at your joke" and "that's ok" or "i don't mind" and then the next week she'll be all "it's too damn hot, let's go" or " i'm soooo cold, let's go" or "shut the hell up, that's not funny, i'm not talking to you anymore", or "i'm getting eaten alive by these bugs, let's go" or "OMG did you see what Rachel just posted on Instagram", or "should I cut my hair, do you like it better short or long" etc.

I don't want to hunt or fish with a woman, if that wasn't clear, but i'd shove my penis in a few of her orifices.