re: What judgement do you pass on Ford Platinum owners?

I know a guy who has a Platinum outfitted with BFG KO2s, whose rhino lined truck bed is a muddy mess that stinks (at least from Oct until about now), and who leaves the rear seat popped up so his muddy chessie can ride back there with him on the rubber mats without messing things up too much, except for the console top is always muddy as frick from same said chessie.

The retractable running boards always have a chunk of mud on the front when they drop down. The Platinum looks awesome towing a muddy ATV trailer too.

He owns boots, jeans, hats, and sandals.

Likes $20 bourbon and $60 Irish whiskey.

And he's considering getting an H & K P7. And the one he's considering matches the truck color scheme exactly.

Analyze....