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What practical joke have you pulled on someone lately?
Posted on 1/18/17 at 8:56 am
Posted on 1/18/17 at 8:56 am
I'm typically not a jokester, but this morning I had the bug.
We are doing a bathroom remodel and needed a crowbar, so I went to Home Depot to buy one. The cash register gal curiously asked if I was planning to pry open some crates.
I quietly replied in the most serious manner I could, "No, mostly some back doors or to bust out a window when their deadbolt is too strong. I got fired yesterday and need some quick cash. By the way, do you guys sell ski masks?"
She then told me she wasn't comfortable selling me the crowbar. Long story short, she called her manager over and of course we talked it out that I was kidding and they were cool about it. But the look on her face was priceless when I asked about ski masks. And no, HD doesn't sell them if anyone is wondering.
#nb4CSB
#nb4NotTrue
#nb4ToldYourMomIdCallHerBack
We are doing a bathroom remodel and needed a crowbar, so I went to Home Depot to buy one. The cash register gal curiously asked if I was planning to pry open some crates.
I quietly replied in the most serious manner I could, "No, mostly some back doors or to bust out a window when their deadbolt is too strong. I got fired yesterday and need some quick cash. By the way, do you guys sell ski masks?"
She then told me she wasn't comfortable selling me the crowbar. Long story short, she called her manager over and of course we talked it out that I was kidding and they were cool about it. But the look on her face was priceless when I asked about ski masks. And no, HD doesn't sell them if anyone is wondering.
#nb4CSB
#nb4NotTrue
#nb4ToldYourMomIdCallHerBack
This post was edited on 1/18/17 at 8:58 am
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Posted on 1/18/17 at 8:59 am to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Omg this is so fricking hilarious. You must have been laughing so hard.
Posted on 1/18/17 at 9:04 am to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
There's a fine line when a joke goes from innocent to kind of creepy. Probably could have stopped at the deadbolt part.
Posted on 1/18/17 at 9:05 am to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Old man I work with has been having fun with a remote control fart sound toy.
He has gotten some people pretty good with it over the last year as we gets lots of new contract employees coming and going
He has gotten some people pretty good with it over the last year as we gets lots of new contract employees coming and going
Posted on 1/18/17 at 9:08 am to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Pissed in my woman's vagina. Didn't go over well.
Posted on 1/18/17 at 9:12 am to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
That's lame as shite.
Posted on 1/18/17 at 9:52 am to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Total accident but it worked out for my entertainment...
Last week my work sent me to Houston for a job and they put me up in the Brookhollow Sheraton for a few days. I used an old carry-on bag that Was filled with stuff from escaping the flood back in August. One of the items was a Halloween prop, a realistic-looking lower leg. I left it in the bag.
Last Thurs. while packing up someone started trying to open my room door....then banging on it, demanding "Jim" open up right this second.
I opened the door with a Modelo in one hand and the fake leg in the other.
This middle-aged woman stuttered something about she had the wrong room, she was sorry....etc, etc.
I told her that's OK while scratching my ear with the big toe of the Halloween prop and then asked her if she wanted a beer?
Last week my work sent me to Houston for a job and they put me up in the Brookhollow Sheraton for a few days. I used an old carry-on bag that Was filled with stuff from escaping the flood back in August. One of the items was a Halloween prop, a realistic-looking lower leg. I left it in the bag.
Last Thurs. while packing up someone started trying to open my room door....then banging on it, demanding "Jim" open up right this second.
I opened the door with a Modelo in one hand and the fake leg in the other.
This middle-aged woman stuttered something about she had the wrong room, she was sorry....etc, etc.
I told her that's OK while scratching my ear with the big toe of the Halloween prop and then asked her if she wanted a beer?
Posted on 1/18/17 at 10:10 am to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
I place fake craigslist ads to sell my friends truck and put his contact information. He gets all kinds of calls with people wanting to see his truck. 
Posted on 1/18/17 at 9:10 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
once i tied a big black rubber snake onto my fishing rod and and placed the snake on the other side of the fire where about 15 friends were sitting in chairs. And when i started reeling it across everyones feet all hell broke loose. good times
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