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re: Does anybody know any corny jokes?

Posted on 1/16/17 at 2:41 pm to
Posted by BamaChemE
Midland, TX
Member since Feb 2012
7153 posts
Posted on 1/16/17 at 2:41 pm to
A string walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Get out! We don't serve strings in here."

String walks outside ties himself and messes up his hair, then proceeds to walk back in.

Bartender sees him and says, "Hey! Aren't you the string from earlier?"

String answers, "No, I'm a frayed knot."
Posted by BamaChemE
Midland, TX
Member since Feb 2012
7153 posts
Posted on 1/16/17 at 2:43 pm to
Three blondes walk into a bar, the brunette ducks.




Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Hey! Is it getting hot in here?" The other muffin screams, "AHHHH! A talking muffin!"
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
43480 posts
Posted on 1/16/17 at 2:51 pm to
I hate you sir.
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