re: Coworkers or acquaintances who NEVER say hello first

i HATE the goodmorning i get from every employee of mine. You know what? No, it's not a good morning. And if i knew you frickers would show up on time and do your jobs, i could run this office from my house. But no, i have to come in every day to make sure you get shite done. I hate mornings for that very reason.

when they say goodmorning, i say, 'hello'.