re: What do you write in your Christmas cards you send out?

A photograph of my incredibly beautiful daughter and a long letter detailing her accomplishments, ending in an inquiry about whether their kids have finally gotten their GED or served their jail time. Ex. I get to say that she is already home for Christmas holidays already because she is exempt from taking all her finals. She could get zero on the finals and still make As.

We decided not to do xmas cards this year. Every year the SO and I receive around 50 cards from friends, most of which are her friends. The first few go on the console table in the main foyer-after 5 or so we throw them in on of the cabinets in the kitchen.

The ones who know me and attend our xmas party every year, no offense we still love you. Sorry your card did not make the console table cut.

That being said reason for not sending them is because most xmas cards are overlooked. Instead we give homemade pickled melontons to our close friends.