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re: Drunkest You've ever Gotten
Posted on 10/22/16 at 10:52 am to SuperSaint
Posted on 10/22/16 at 10:52 am to SuperSaint
College.
Woke up in the back of an SUV. In a neighborhood. A guy was outside playing catch with his kids and neighborhood kids. They heard me moving in the truck and came to check. I am non-verbal drunk, and my buddies decided it would be funny to cover my hair with shaving cream. I remember trying to talk and the Dads face looking at me and then leading his kids away.
I get out of the vehicle which is parked at the curb DIRECTLY between two houses. I could not tell you what town I am in. I have to pick which house to knock at first? 50/50 chance to be right or horrify some family and probably go to jail. This was a nice neighborhood. How nobody called the cops, I don't know.
Woke up in the back of an SUV. In a neighborhood. A guy was outside playing catch with his kids and neighborhood kids. They heard me moving in the truck and came to check. I am non-verbal drunk, and my buddies decided it would be funny to cover my hair with shaving cream. I remember trying to talk and the Dads face looking at me and then leading his kids away.
I get out of the vehicle which is parked at the curb DIRECTLY between two houses. I could not tell you what town I am in. I have to pick which house to knock at first? 50/50 chance to be right or horrify some family and probably go to jail. This was a nice neighborhood. How nobody called the cops, I don't know.
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Posted on 10/22/16 at 11:10 am to LSU alum wannabe
I forgot about the time I was woke up about 9am by parishioners on the steps of the Jesuit church on Baronne across from the Roosevelt one Sunday morning. It was August and the sun was beaming down on me and I was completely drenched in sweat to the point it looks like I had been in a swimmingly pool with my clothes on. I'm guessing I went to walk home and needed a break and found the front steps of the church a comfortable spot to take a rest and went to sleep.
The poor parishioners seemed a little disturbed. The crazy part is I still had my wallet and phone in my pocket.
The poor parishioners seemed a little disturbed. The crazy part is I still had my wallet and phone in my pocket.
This post was edited on 10/22/16 at 11:11 am
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