re: Drunkest You've ever Gotten

I got on stage at a stripper club and gave a stripper a lap dance and used the pole. I don't think I was graceful.

I'm really sure I had worse. I just don't remember. It was always hand grenades or hunch punch.

Ooooo I remember a party in college that I kept drinking whiskey from a gas pump dispenser for alcohol. I ended up in the bathtub puking because I could just wash whatever came out. I was crafty.