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The vaginal dialator story was the best IMO. And then that time she tried explaining all the different last names she had used... I think she said something about changing her last name to some guy's that she was engaged to or dating and then they broke up. I wish I could remember all the details but I know it was weird as shite.

Everyone has a favorite story, but mine was the time she posted that her kids were watching disney one day and she walked in on them grinding on their stuffed animals to masturbate, and she melted down.

Also, the story of her dating Valsdad, and going to play trivia at Mellow Mushroom with a bunch of OT'ers. She shows up with all her kids who are running around like banshees, and she's rubbing Vals cock under the table. I think that was a bbap story.

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Posted by terd ferguson

Darren Wilson Fan Club President

Member since Aug 2007

108831 posts

Posted on 7/29/16 at 10:19 am to Festus

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Everyone has a favorite story, but mine was the time she posted that her kids were watching disney one day and she walked in on them grinding on their stuffed animals to masturbate, and she melted down.

Oh lawd I forgot about that one.

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Also, the story of her dating Valsdad, and going to play trivia at Mellow Mushroom with a bunch of OT'ers. She shows up with all her kids who are running around like banshees, and she's rubbing Vals cock under the table. I think that was a bbap story.

I mentioned the handjob under the table while the kids ate dinner story earlier.

That's the problem with this place now... all the entertainment is gone.

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Posted by OweO

Plaquemine, La

Member since Sep 2009

114178 posts

Posted on 7/29/16 at 10:20 am to Festus

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Everyone has a favorite story, but mine was the time she posted that her kids were watching disney one day and she walked in on them grinding on their stuffed animals to masturbate, and she melted down.

Also, the story of her dating Valsdad, and going to play trivia at Mellow Mushroom with a bunch of OT'ers. She shows up with all her kids who are running around like banshees, and she's rubbing Vals cock under the table. I think that was a bbap story.