re: My 2 year old just pooped in the resort pool

I can relate to the OP. It happened to me one time a year ago. I farted in the deep end of a resort pool and blew a cloud of broken up feces out. I got the hell out of dodge and back to my room on the other side of the resort. I had not even entered the room before a fricking siren alarm started going off at the pool about 100 yards behind me. I looked back and through a sliver between 2 buildings and some palm trees and saw everybody either exiting the water or standing around the edge. Damn lifeguard whistle bleeping like a college football coach doing drills. It was kind of mayhem.

Told my wife what happened as we showered and got ready to go out to eat and damned if it didn't happen again in the shower. Must of been something I ate at the Bubble Room at lunch. Anyway, we walked out to the car by the pool and there wasn't a freaking soul out there except a dude putting chemicals in the water. I am just glad it was noticed so quickly so I didn't have to make uncomfortable decisions. I would have just told them that somebody crapped in the pool but it wasn't me.