re: Ashley Graham has stolen my heart (NSFW)

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But to start here?

You looking at a honey boo boo mama in 10 years.

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since its a fantasy date, he can also hallucinate that he gets to decide what she can eat, and puts her on a healthful diet, so she loses ONE lb a week for a year. They go to work out three times a week. He has a lap pool at their house and she has to swim a mile before he will PIIBH for her.


Then you'll be sorry you laughed at him and her when they walked down the aisle at Whole Foods with a cart full of fruit and green vegetables.

And you guys should see his mother. This chick is a better looking version of his mother.