re: What are some odd swear terms?

I worked for a contractor that would ask, "Ain't that the drizzling sh*ts?" any time he f*cked up or hurt himself. One time he hit his thumb with a hammer and yelled, "Ain't that the dry, drizzling sh*ts?"

I have always been of the belief that you never call someone a fig or queer when you can use a much more graphic term like pr*ck licker.