My grandfather watched my brother and I when we were growing up while my parents worked. If we were outside playing and had to pee, he would just tell us to go pee on the bushes. Well lets just say that my first day of Pre-K, we were outside playing and I had the drain the main vein, so I slid to the bottom of the slide and proceeded to pee in the bushes next to it. Appears that type of behavior was frowned upon at that Pre-K establishment. My parents had to council me on proper bathroom habits while outside, while my grandpa was hysterically laughing in the background.

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Posted by OweO

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Posted on 5/27/16 at 11:01 am to Perrydawg

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My grandfather watched my brother and I when we were growing up while my parents worked. If we were outside playing and had to pee, he would just tell us to go pee on the bushes. Well lets just say that my first day of Pre-K, we were outside playing and I had the drain the main vein, so I slid to the bottom of the slide and proceeded to pee in the bushes next to it. Appears that type of behavior was frowned upon at that Pre-K establishment. My parents had to council me on proper bathroom habits while outside, while my grandpa was hysterically laughing in the background.

This was at a family event, but there was some kid there who someone brought that wasn't a family member. Everyone is outside, people talking, some playing volleyball, shite big families do when they get together.. The kid must have been 8 or 9ish.. But in front of a bunch of people he didn't really know until that day, kid just whipped it out and started pissing on the pier.. Not like, standing on the pier and pissing into the bayou, he just started pissing on the pier..