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re: Have you ever flatly rejected a woman's offer of secks?
Posted on 5/26/16 at 7:50 pm to LuckyTiger
Posted on 5/26/16 at 7:50 pm to LuckyTiger
2004, and amazingly beautiful woman wanted me and I was tol stupid to see it. Through immaturity alone I turned it down.
2005 in Northgate tavern and this girl was all over me. And I was all over her. About an hour into the night, with her whispering that she wamted me to tie her up with leather in my car... I bailed. I refused to come back into the bar.
We ended up leaving and the bouncer had to call her a cab, he went in her purse looking for cash and found about a 12 inch fantasy knife. No telling what she would have done had I left with her.
2007, a girl I really liked had me friend zoned with occasional trips into frick buddy land. Her best friend invited me to bed in front her. I told her to give me a few minutes and I never went.we never spoke again. Feel kind of bad because she was a really sweet girl who just loved penis a little too much.
2008, my girlfriend wanted a threesome with the aforementioned friendzone girl. I had told both of them too many different lies and couldn't risk it all meeting and turning on me. No threesome, and I ended up having to drive from thibodaux back to plaquemine because they left me at my car and took my phone. I did 25 the entire way.
2009, I was dating my wife and the ex gf tried to come over. I refused, and recorded her begging for it in case she ever tried to say I did anything. She's married with a kid, weighs 200+, and pretends I was the worst thing that ever happened to her.
2010, girl who friendzoned me wanted one last go. I declined and she didn't talk to me for six years.
2016, she messaged me a few days agp and was obviously having relationship troubles. For her that means an overwhelming desire for dick. I shut it down because I'm happily married... And is thankfully back to not talking to me.
Those are what have stuck with me.
I didn't turn down much that was presented to me.
2005 in Northgate tavern and this girl was all over me. And I was all over her. About an hour into the night, with her whispering that she wamted me to tie her up with leather in my car... I bailed. I refused to come back into the bar.
We ended up leaving and the bouncer had to call her a cab, he went in her purse looking for cash and found about a 12 inch fantasy knife. No telling what she would have done had I left with her.
2007, a girl I really liked had me friend zoned with occasional trips into frick buddy land. Her best friend invited me to bed in front her. I told her to give me a few minutes and I never went.we never spoke again. Feel kind of bad because she was a really sweet girl who just loved penis a little too much.
2008, my girlfriend wanted a threesome with the aforementioned friendzone girl. I had told both of them too many different lies and couldn't risk it all meeting and turning on me. No threesome, and I ended up having to drive from thibodaux back to plaquemine because they left me at my car and took my phone. I did 25 the entire way.
2009, I was dating my wife and the ex gf tried to come over. I refused, and recorded her begging for it in case she ever tried to say I did anything. She's married with a kid, weighs 200+, and pretends I was the worst thing that ever happened to her.
2010, girl who friendzoned me wanted one last go. I declined and she didn't talk to me for six years.
2016, she messaged me a few days agp and was obviously having relationship troubles. For her that means an overwhelming desire for dick. I shut it down because I'm happily married... And is thankfully back to not talking to me.
Those are what have stuck with me.
I didn't turn down much that was presented to me.
Posted on 5/26/16 at 10:17 pm to X123F45
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2004, and amazingly beautiful woman wanted me and I was tol stupid to see it. Through immaturity alone I turned it down.
2005 in Northgate tavern and this girl was all over me. And I was all over her. About an hour into the night, with her whispering that she wamted me to tie her up with leather in my car... I bailed. I refused to come back into the bar.
We ended up leaving and the bouncer had to call her a cab, he went in her purse looking for cash and found about a 12 inch fantasy knife. No telling what she would have done had I left with her.
2007, a girl I really liked had me friend zoned with occasional trips into frick buddy land. Her best friend invited me to bed in front her. I told her to give me a few minutes and I never went.we never spoke again. Feel kind of bad because she was a really sweet girl who just loved penis a little too much.
2008, my girlfriend wanted a threesome with the aforementioned friendzone girl. I had told both of them too many different lies and couldn't risk it all meeting and turning on me. No threesome, and I ended up having to drive from thibodaux back to plaquemine because they left me at my car and took my phone. I did 25 the entire way.
2009, I was dating my wife and the ex gf tried to come over. I refused, and recorded her begging for it in case she ever tried to say I did anything. She's married with a kid, weighs 200+, and pretends I was the worst thing that ever happened to her.
2010, girl who friendzoned me wanted one last go. I declined and she didn't talk to me for six years.
2016, she messaged me a few days agp and was obviously having relationship troubles. For her that means an overwhelming desire for dick. I shut it down because I'm happily married... And is thankfully back to not talking to me.
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by Rando
I'm gonna go with "none of this ever happened" for 500, Alex
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