re: Your go-to office pranks

Best prank I know of

Go to home depot and buy the longest heavy duty zip tie you can find. Needs to be at least 36".

Go under the prankee's vehicle and tighten the zip tie around the drive shaft and leave the excess hanging. You want the tie tight around the shaft and the more you have hanging extra the better.

When they go to drive they will hear tick, tick, tick as the end of the zip tie whips around and hits the bottom of their chassis. As they drive faster the tick speeds up, as they slow down it slows down.

I've done this to at least a dozen different people who brought their vehicle into a mechanic to find out what's wrong with it.

If you have company use vehicles do it to them. It's great when someone calls into the office asking who fricked up the truck, and you can hear the zip tie slapping as they're on the phone with you.