re: Forgetting Sarah Marshall (updated with pics)

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You got this completely backwards.

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Umm no.

Based on the movie...

If I wanted to date a hotel receptionist with commitment issues I wouldn't need to go to Hawaii to find her.

Bell/Kunis
Multimillionaire/$10-$15 an hour

Bell/Kunis
Goes to therapy "by herself" / Kunis dropped out of school and runs away from her life in Cali to get into an abusive relationship and work a dead end job(not saying you can't advance in hospitality...just that she had no interest in staying there long enough to).

Bell/Kunis
Cheats if you get fat, lazy, complacent, and are a complete push over in the relationship...Alpha Males need not worry

Kunis...seems loyal but is just as likely to leave you a Dear John letter if things get complicated or she finds herself incapable of controlling her emotions

Bell/Kunis
Apologizes when she is wrong with BJ's/Kunis holds a grudge and doesn't talk to you or see you months at a time.