I found sharpening my 6 foot long broadsword was a great way to let him know I didn't like one that started dating one of my daughters. They broke up shortly after. Saved me from using it on him I'm sure.

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Posted by urinetrouble

Member since Oct 2007

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Posted on 3/20/16 at 7:42 am to llfshoals

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I found sharpening my 6 foot long broadsword was a great way to let him know I didn't like one that started dating one of my daughters. They broke up shortly after. Saved me from using it on him I'm sure.

Is this you?

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Posted by TDcline

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Posted on 3/20/16 at 8:02 am to llfshoals

Breaking out a sword would be a guarantee that the guy still plugs your daughter.

The only difference the sword will make is that he'll make fun of you with his friends later.

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Posted by shinerfan

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Posted on 3/20/16 at 10:05 am to llfshoals

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sharpening my 6 foot long broadsword

Hmm, a frank and open display of uber-nerd genetics. Scared him right off, huh?

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Posted by YipSkiddlyDooo

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Posted on 3/20/16 at 10:27 am to llfshoals

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I found sharpening my 6 foot long broadsword

Inaccurate nickname for your penis, and you can go to prison for that. Terrible advice.

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Posted by SuperSaint

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Posted on 3/20/16 at 10:55 am to llfshoals

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sharpening my 6 foot long broadsword

You own a sword?

I feel sorry for your daughter, and your father

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Posted by soccerfüt

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Member since May 2013

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Posted on 3/20/16 at 11:06 am to llfshoals

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I found sharpening my 6 foot long broadsword was a great way to let him know that he can do anything he wants to her as I'm into online renaissance gaming

FIFY

I thought of Napoleon's "bow staff skills" when I read about his broadsword.