re: What are some weird things your dog does?

I had a miniature dachshund years ago that would hump everything in sight. I'd be sitting on the couch watching TV, look over, and he'd be going to town on one of the throw pillows.

At the time I lived with my buddy and his wife. She had a little girl that had tons of stuffed animals. Every now and then we'd catch the dog humping one of the stuffed animals and it went into the "dog's pile". She had to explain to the little girl that she could no longer play with those stuffed animals because they were the dogs now.

Pillows, stuffed animals, shoes, whatever got left laying around that he could mount... he was gonna frick it.