It would have a better rhythm if it said:

America is in the dump,
Vote for Donald Trump.

Others:

I'm an old white grump,
So I'll vote for Trump.

I act like a horse's rump;
I'm voting for Donald Trump.

Vote for the chump;
Vote for Trump.

I admit that I do like that Trump says what he thinks and isn't p.c.

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Posted by fr33manator

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Posted on 3/2/16 at 6:43 pm to yoga girl

To the tune of The Humpty Dance
The Trumpty Dance

[verse 1]
All right,
Stop what ya done,
'Cause I'm about to run,
I ain't the image or the style that you're used to,
I look funny,
But yo I make the money, see,
So yo world I hope you're ready for me,
So gather round,
I'm the new dude in town,
News says I'm a clown but I won't back down,
And I don't need your accolades I got my own on my shelf,
So let me just introduce myself,
My name is Trump see, pronounced with the Ump see,
All you others, you know I'm gonna trump thee,
All these pretenders in the top 10- allow me to bump thee,
I'm walking tall, y'all,
I get up on the stump, see,
You're gonna fall, when the primaries pump me,
I don't want crime,
Don't want the border all junky,
Trade sunk, see, want it to climb like a monkey,
I'm sick of this, Bring America Back,
You may think it's ridiculous,
But if you vote for me yeah we can get through this,
Hey Yo Rosie, you're bitter like licorice,
Yeah, I called you fat,
Look at me I'm winning,
And you know this is just beginning,
On a streak,
Pow, right to the moon,
Make America Great, if you put me in the Boardroom,
They say it's crazy,
Allow me to amaze thee,
"Unelectable" what? You know it just don't faze me,
I'm still winning on a "slim chance",
I even got my own dance,

[chorus]
See Trump's your man, here's your chance, vote for Trump,
Vote for Trump, D. Trump, come on and Vote for Trump, D. Trump
Vote for Trump, D. Trump, just watch me vote for Trump, D. Trump,
Do ya know what I'm doin' votin' Trump, D. Trump,
Vote for Trump, D. Trump, vote for Trump, D. Trump

[verse 2]

Pundits say "Yo Trump see, you're really funny lookin'"
That's all right 'cause the debate's cookin',
You sneer, you smear, you make fun of my hair see,
But no one else is near me,
I'll get us more see, behind closed doors see,
Bring jobs back to our shores see,
And yes people, I'm really being sincere,
'Cause once we Make America Great Again the jobs come back here,
My wallet's deep, but no I'm not ashamed,
'Cause when I called my favors in the politicians they came,
I get paid by my properties, yeah I'm in charge,
And my losses are small my profit margin's large,
But they're predicable, and quite despicable,
Use a word that don't mean nothin' unelectable,
I'm gonna do what I like, and when they diss it,
I'm the only one who'll say "you see my butt, well you can kiss it."
Also said that I'm gonna build a wall,
Well, yeah, I guess it's clear that I'm the only one with balls,
And all ya gotta do is give Trump D. a chance,
And now I'm gonna do my dance,

[chorus]
See Trump's your man, here's your chance, vote for Trump,
Vote for Trump, D. Trump, come on and Vote for Trump, D. Trump
Vote for Trump, D. Trump, just watch me vote for Trump, D. Trump,
Do ya know what I'm doin' votin' Trump, D. Trump,
Vote for Trump, D. Trump, vote for Trump, D. Trump

[breakdown]
Oh Trump's, got what it takes y'all,
Let's Make America Great Again right here,
Oh yeah,
Now that you know a little bit about the Don,
Let me tell you a little bit about this chance,
It ain't easy to do--but hear me out,

[verse 3]
You know things just ain't right and the system is broken,
Politicians going back on words that they've spoken,
Global Trade in the dumps see,
People say "we need someone to get us on Track" Trump, D.
Vote for Trump and he'll get us in motion,
Shake things up and cause a little commotion,
Not just anyone can play for real,
But this is his game y'all, Trump wrote "The Art of the Deal",
And when it's down to two people, the ballots are sealed,
He'll bring us round, get the U.S. on even keel,
Get Trump in, get the economy jumpin'
Won't let us down, votin' for Trump,
And when some PC lil' chump tries to get on your rump,
Tell 'em step off, I'm votin' for Trump,

[chorus]
See Trump's your man, here's your chance, vote for Trump,
Vote for Trump, D. Trump, come on and Vote for Trump, D. Trump
Vote for Trump, D. Trump, just watch me vote for Trump, D. Trump,
Do ya know what I'm doin' votin' Trump, D. Trump,
Vote for Trump, D. Trump, vote for Trump, D. Trump

Black people vote for Trump, vote for Trump, D. Trump,
White People vote for Trump, vote for Trump, D. Trump,
Hispanics, vote for Trump, vote for Trump, D. Trump,
Everybody vote for Trump, vote for Trump, D. Trump.

Get the Votes in!

[chorus]
See Trump's your man, here's your chance, vote for Trump,
Vote for Trump, D. Trump, come on and Vote for Trump, D. Trump
Vote for Trump, D. Trump, just watch me vote for Trump, D. Trump,
Do ya know what I'm doin' votin' Trump, D. Trump,
Vote for Trump, D. Trump, vote for Trump, D. Trump

Yeah, come on, take 'em down,

This post was edited on 3/2/16 at 6:46 pm

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