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re: What's the dumbest thing a teacher's ever 'taught' you?
Posted on 3/1/16 at 10:23 pm to King George
Posted on 3/1/16 at 10:23 pm to King George
8th grade PE had a mandatory "health" session.
Teacher told us that VD originated with shepherds having sex with animals.
It did give us this unforgettable oral pop quiz moment:
Teacher: "Donald, how did VD get started?"
Donald:(huge, shy kid who could dunk in 8th grade) Puts hand over mouth and laughs quietly.
Teacher: "Don't be shy. It's just us men in here."
Donald: "Them men. (pause) They be fricking them sheep."
The whole fricking class lost it, and the teacher ran out of the room in hysterics.
Donald is now a registered sex offender. Seriously.
Teacher told us that VD originated with shepherds having sex with animals.
It did give us this unforgettable oral pop quiz moment:
Teacher: "Donald, how did VD get started?"
Donald:(huge, shy kid who could dunk in 8th grade) Puts hand over mouth and laughs quietly.
Teacher: "Don't be shy. It's just us men in here."
Donald: "Them men. (pause) They be fricking them sheep."
The whole fricking class lost it, and the teacher ran out of the room in hysterics.
Donald is now a registered sex offender. Seriously.
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