re: Vegans get jimmies rustled after cafe pokes fun on Facebook

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The White Moose Café
November 1 at 5:40am ·
Dear customers,
Please be advised that if you have a genuine complaint relating to our café, your only option from now on is to complain at the time of your visit. You are welcome to horse our food into you, lick your plate clean, say everything is fine at the time, and then write a negative review when you get home, but it will be a complete waste of time.
Not only are we now the only restaurant in the history of humankind to receive 15,000+ reviews in the space of a week, but we are also the first restaurant in the world to officially become immune to negative reviews.
So, if you are a the kind of customer who likes to threaten restaurants with a negative review unless you get money off your bill, you are very welcome to frick off and take your gastronomic blackmail tactics elsewhere.
Paulie
P.S. If you are a restauranteur, rest assured it's not too difficult to crack the online review system. All you have to do is piss off a random vegan.

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