re: Please enjoy this whale justification..

If her weight isn't related to her calorie intake, I'll give you every paycheck I receive from this day forth. You don't see tree truck legged motherfrickers running around African villages, do you? Only one thing causes people to become fat, eating too much food, well and possibly drinking too much drink. Either way, what you put into your mouth determines how fat or thin you are. Literally, that's it. If I had the time, I'd pen my own diet book, and within it's single, solitary page, it would say eat less food. But like I said, ain't nobody got time for that.

Also, bigger bodies are not becoming "in" ladies. Fat is fugly, so save that for after marriage or civil union. I think people have been watching the damn Lego Movie too much... everyone with me on 3... 2... 1... Everything is awesome! Everything is cool when you're part of the team!