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re: Spinoff: Have any of you found your friends/lovers porn stash?

Posted on 9/23/15 at 4:35 pm to
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 9/23/15 at 4:35 pm to
I wish my girlfriend had a porn stash. She hates porn.
Posted by Hawkeye95
Member since Dec 2013
20293 posts
Posted on 9/23/15 at 4:36 pm to
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I've never looked for a file on anyone's computer. Why would you be looking for a "file"?


trying to find something to masturbate to.

ha ah, i was fixing his pc.
Posted by Navytiger74
Member since Oct 2009
50458 posts
Posted on 9/23/15 at 4:36 pm to
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per the book i read this means you were not connected to your father. he either abandoned you, or abused you. yeah, my reading habits are a bit odd.


I actually don't buy that. I've read quite a bit a about porn habits and what they mean as well. That's a first. I actually find that there's quite a bit of homoeroticism worked into a lot of regular b/g porn (something you'd also be familiar with if you've read much). It's why I moved onto amateur years ago. I still like some of the stuff from ecg and brcc. I'm still a bigger fan of FTVgirls and Malena Morgan's stuff (she's my totes fav).
Posted by Team Vote
DFW
Member since Aug 2014
7823 posts
Posted on 9/23/15 at 4:36 pm to
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per the book i read this means you were not connected to your father. he either abandoned you, or abused you.

yeah, my reading habits are a bit odd.

Gonna need an explanation there
Posted by I Love Bama
Alabama
Member since Nov 2007
37922 posts
Posted on 9/23/15 at 4:36 pm to
What is the point of having a stash? It's all on google.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
66437 posts
Posted on 9/23/15 at 4:40 pm to
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I wish my girlfriend had a porn stash. She hates porn.


Sorry bro. Having a girl that likes porn is awesome. Sometimes when she gets time alone at home she'll pullout one of our old DVDs and then tell me all about it when I get home.
Posted by Hawkeye95
Member since Dec 2013
20293 posts
Posted on 9/23/15 at 4:44 pm to
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I actually don't buy that. I've read quite a bit a about porn habits and what they mean as well. That's a first. I actually find that there's quite a bit of homoeroticism worked into a lot of regular b/g porn (something you'd also be familiar with if you've read much). It's why I moved onto amateur years ago. I still like some of the stuff from ecg and brcc. I'm still a bigger fan of FTVgirls and Malena Morgan's stuff (she's my totes fav).


I pretty much prefer solo or G/G. But I am just repeating what the book said. He critiqued all of it, didn't mention the homoeroticisms but its pretty apparent in most porn. they just stay zoomed in on the penis.
Posted by jchamil
Member since Nov 2009
17195 posts
Posted on 9/23/15 at 4:51 pm to
My freshman year of high school in 1996, we were sneaking through the bedroom of a friend's parents when we found a tool box full of VHS tapes. It was all porn, but one tape had a handwritten label that said "PJ/JP". These were the initials of our friend's dad and his hot stepmom. Popped the tape in the VCR and sure enough it was a homemade sex tape of his dad and stepmom. That shite was great too, great bj scene and an anal scene. Maybe the best part is the stuff you could hear in the background, Star Trek on the tv and at one point you could hear "Achy Breaky Heart" playing on the radio. We made copies, and that thing was seen by a lot of guys in Memphis and Ole Miss, someone told actives I had it when I was a pledge and it was taken from me. I'd watch that tape weekly if I still had it
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
66437 posts
Posted on 9/23/15 at 4:54 pm to
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My freshman year of high school in 1996, we were sneaking through the bedroom of a friend's parents when we found a tool box full of VHS tapes. It was all porn, but one tape had a handwritten label that said "PJ/JP". These were the initials of our friend's dad and his hot stepmom. Popped the tape in the VCR and sure enough it was a homemade sex tape of his dad and stepmom. That shite was great too, great bj scene and an anal scene. Maybe the best part is the stuff you could hear in the background, Star Trek on the tv and at one point you could hear "Achy Breaky Heart" playing on the radio. We made copies, and that thing was seen by a lot of guys in Memphis and Ole Miss, someone told actives I had it when I was a pledge and it was taken from me. I'd watch that tape weekly if I still had it


So how did your friend react to seeing his step-mom take it up the arse from his dad? I'd imagine that's gotta lead to some sort of issues.
Posted by Navytiger74
Member since Oct 2009
50458 posts
Posted on 9/23/15 at 4:54 pm to
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But I am just repeating what the book said.


Eh. Can't rule anything out, I guess. But that one doesn't apply to me. If anything I found my dad too indulgent at times, though he did have some of that old school detachment.

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they just stay zoomed in on the penis.


And dude arse. Believe me, more than a few guys have looked up and asked wtf? There's some commentary online. Apparently straight porn is pretty popular with gay guys, so producers are trying to do enough to attract both core audiences--straight and gay men--in one shoot. I don't think I need to defend the fact that I'm no bigot, but I find that pretty objectionable (on principle) and unappealing (in fact).

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Malena Morgan
Hadn't been to her twitter in a year or so. Apparently she just discovered weed. She seems pretty obsessed with it.
Posted by jchamil
Member since Nov 2009
17195 posts
Posted on 9/23/15 at 4:59 pm to
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So how did your friend react to seeing his step-mom take it up the arse from his dad? I'd imagine that's gotta lead to some sort of issues


It took him a little while to realize what it was, and you never see the dad's face only his chest down, I guess he was holding the camera. He slowly goes, "That looks like Paula. . . That's my dad. Turn that shite off!!". We told him that we put it back in the toolbox, and he moved to Texas very shortly afterwards, so I don't think he knew how much mileage that tape ending up getting.
Posted by TJRibMe
Houston, Mexas
Member since Sep 2004
5214 posts
Posted on 9/23/15 at 5:00 pm to
Found a friend's stash of gay porn back in college. Same friend is married with three kids today.
Posted by Hawkeye95
Member since Dec 2013
20293 posts
Posted on 9/23/15 at 5:01 pm to
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And dude arse. Believe me, more than a few guys have looked up and asked wtf? There's some commentary online. Apparently straight porn is pretty popular with gay guys, so producers are trying to do enough to attract both core audiences--straight and gay men--in one shoot. I don't think I need to defend the fact that I'm no bigot, but I find that pretty objectionable (on principle) and unappealing (in fact).

Now I know.

that is messed up.

I remember bringing up POV BJ scenes with friends and how I thought it was homoerotic. i was the only guy that didn't find it hot.

I guess I am not secretly gay b.c I find BJ POV scenes meh, which was my initial conclusion.
Posted by retired trucker
midwest
Member since Feb 2015
5093 posts
Posted on 9/23/15 at 5:57 pm to
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She hates porn.


pretty insecure of her....
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171589 posts
Posted on 9/23/15 at 5:59 pm to
it's 2015. if you have a "stash" of porn, you're doing it way wrong.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
67631 posts
Posted on 9/23/15 at 6:00 pm to
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If anyone finds mine, all they will find are full figured women with huge naturals.
Add this one:

Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
67631 posts
Posted on 9/23/15 at 6:02 pm to
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It was all porn, but one tape had a handwritten label that said "PJ/JP".


Our own Peej got his start in film.
Posted by lsufan_26
Member since Feb 2004
12559 posts
Posted on 9/23/15 at 6:36 pm to
I first read it as porn stache
Posted by Dignan
Member since Sep 2005
13265 posts
Posted on 9/23/15 at 6:40 pm to
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Sometimes when she gets time alone at home she'll pullout one of her old DVDs of her with her ex boyfriend and tell me all about it when I get home.


FIFY
Posted by TigahJay
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2015
10754 posts
Posted on 9/23/15 at 6:46 pm to
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It was all videos of men and women in diapers


You're friends with vitter?
Subtle brag thread
This post was edited on 9/23/15 at 8:44 pm
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