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re: What were some funny things your high school coach did/said?

Posted on 8/12/15 at 10:57 am to
Posted by Tortious
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Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 8/12/15 at 10:57 am to
Missing a block, assignment, etc. - "If you were any stupider you wouldn't know it" and occasionally "You're so dumb you got lost falling out your Mom's pussy"

I remember a QB who wouldn't get right up under center and he said -"Put you hands up in there like you bought him dinner and a movie"
Posted by VernonPLSUfan
Leesville, La.
Member since Sep 2007
16024 posts
Posted on 8/12/15 at 11:02 am to
At jr. high basketball practice we would shoot around for like 15 minutes, then our coach would come in and we would start drills. Well after about 45 minutes, no coach. Looked in his office, outside if he was smoking, nowhere. We figured no practice and ran into the locker room, and there he was sitting on the toilet trying to squeeze one out. There were no doors to the shitters, and so he started to yell, get the hell out of here. Good times.
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