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re: Double Spinoff: What's the Worst Strip Club Experience You've Ever Had?
Posted on 7/27/15 at 9:16 pm to fr33manator
Posted on 7/27/15 at 9:16 pm to fr33manator
I guess she had some bad food, it was literally projectile diarrhea all over his white shirt, needless to say it resulted in him vomiting....on her, which resulted in us being banned from the establishment indefinitely, they didn't even offer to buy him a new shirt,I felt sorry for the cab driver who got us.
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Posted on 7/27/15 at 9:18 pm to Tunasntigers92
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I guess she had some bad food, it was literally projectile diarrhea all over his white shirt, needless to say it resulted in him vomiting....on her, which resulted in us being banned from the establishment indefinitely, they didn't even offer to buy him a new shirt,I felt sorry for the cab driver who got us.
Wow! Your friend wins.
Posted on 7/27/15 at 9:25 pm to Tunasntigers92
Y'all motherfrickers can't tell a good story to save your life.
"So there we were at Skanky Pete's House of Silicon. Drunk as shite. So Sharkeisha came up and started grinding on my buddy...twerking and shite. Then she gets this look on her face...her eyes start to bug out and her lips curl...but she keeps right on twerking...and then, she lets out a grunt, and the g-string tightens like a banjo e-chord, a geyser of diarrhea shoots forth from her dark chocolate starfish in twin streams. My buddies white shirt turns the color of melted Snickers and the smell of a dumpster fire filled with diapers wafts up. He holds his lips tight and his cheeks puff out like Louie Armstrong but can't hold back the geyser. It spurts up chimichangas all over Sharkeisha's still spewing doo-doo box and the two entwine, like a hobo coupling..."
"So there we were at Skanky Pete's House of Silicon. Drunk as shite. So Sharkeisha came up and started grinding on my buddy...twerking and shite. Then she gets this look on her face...her eyes start to bug out and her lips curl...but she keeps right on twerking...and then, she lets out a grunt, and the g-string tightens like a banjo e-chord, a geyser of diarrhea shoots forth from her dark chocolate starfish in twin streams. My buddies white shirt turns the color of melted Snickers and the smell of a dumpster fire filled with diapers wafts up. He holds his lips tight and his cheeks puff out like Louie Armstrong but can't hold back the geyser. It spurts up chimichangas all over Sharkeisha's still spewing doo-doo box and the two entwine, like a hobo coupling..."
This post was edited on 7/27/15 at 9:30 pm
Posted on 7/27/15 at 9:51 pm to Tunasntigers92
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Message by Tunasntigers92 I guess she had some bad food, it was literally projectile diarrhea all over his white shirt, needless to say it resulted in him vomiting....on her, which resulted in us being banned from the establishment indefinitely, they didn't even offer to buy him a new shirt,I felt sorry for the cab driver who got us.
Or she was dope sick
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