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re: Double Spinoff: What's the Worst Strip Club Experience You've Ever Had?
Posted on 7/27/15 at 9:06 pm to jrodslu
Posted on 7/27/15 at 9:06 pm to jrodslu
Went to Crazy Horse 2 with a buddy who wanted to go on July 4th.
No one but sad people in there. stage was empty for minutes at a time. Very few strippers.
Then the DJ says "JESSICA! come up to the stage."
Chunky busted face chick with SPANX on comes up and starts dancing terribly. NO ONE throws her any money. It was sad.
The shot girl brought me a drink with broken glass in it. All I got was a replacement drink.
Next stripper on stage is chunky, but face looked okay. Took her top off to reveal a flabby, prominent C-section scar.
We finished our drinks and left.
I didn't want any of those Charlie brown arse truck stop whores rubbing up on me/
No one but sad people in there. stage was empty for minutes at a time. Very few strippers.
Then the DJ says "JESSICA! come up to the stage."
Chunky busted face chick with SPANX on comes up and starts dancing terribly. NO ONE throws her any money. It was sad.
The shot girl brought me a drink with broken glass in it. All I got was a replacement drink.
Next stripper on stage is chunky, but face looked okay. Took her top off to reveal a flabby, prominent C-section scar.
We finished our drinks and left.
I didn't want any of those Charlie brown arse truck stop whores rubbing up on me/
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Posted on 7/27/15 at 9:09 pm to fr33manator
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Then the DJ says "JESSICA! come up to the stage."
I always find it funny how every strip club DJ sounds exactly the same.
Posted on 7/28/15 at 9:05 am to fr33manator
quote:
Went to Crazy Horse 2 with a buddy who wanted to go on July 4th.
No one but sad people in there. stage was empty for minutes at a time. Very few strippers.
Then the DJ says "JESSICA! come up to the stage."
Chunky busted face chick with SPANX on comes up and starts dancing terribly. NO ONE throws her any money. It was sad.
The shot girl brought me a drink with broken glass in it. All I got was a replacement drink.
Next stripper on stage is chunky, but face looked okay. Took her top off to reveal a flabby, prominent C-section scar.
We finished our drinks and left.
I didn't want any of those Charlie brown arse truck stop whores rubbing up on me/
This sounds like a dive strip joint we recently dropped in briefly in north Alabama called "Foxy's". Stayed less than an hour and left actually feeling sorry for everyone in the place. It was pretty pathetic.
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