re: "What is the laziest thing you've ever done"

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I actually have a funny story about this. I used to fall asleep with the TV on and never could find the remote in the middle of the night to turn it off so I had what I thought was a brilliant idea, I would just buy a clapper and I could clap to turn it off. Well a few days later this girl I was seeing came over and I started hitting it doggy and the TV kept turning on and off and on and off. When I told her what had happened after and we started laughing so hard that she let out the largest queef that it made the entire thing one of my favorite experiences ever!

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