re: My last day at my job is today. What should I do?

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3. shite on the floor in your office and when someone comes in and sees
it, tell them it's the fake plastic kind. When they try to pick it up,
and realize that their hand is full of shite, laugh and point.


1. Ask to borrow someone's pen. Bring it to the bathroom and stick it in
your arse. Return it and tell the person to
smell it. When they tell you it smells bad, be like, "It should! I had
it in my arse!"

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