re: Ya ever feel like religious people are always judging you?

Not really. Only when they come to my door.

I had a group of 3 nice little church ladies in their nice little church clothes come to my door one Saturday morning. The lead church lady asked if I would be interested in attending their revival service and I said "No thanks. We don't go to church" she looked past me into the house where my two daughters were playing and with a look of complete horror on her face said "What about your kids?!?". I smiled and said "They don't go to church either".

I'll never forget that look of horror on her face.