re: Offshoreangler's latest NOLA trip

A friend asked me to pick up some olive salad to ship to them. After several Beams at Lafittes, I walked to CG to get some. I then headed to Saks to do a little shopping. My drunk arse dropped the jar in the middle of the store. Olive salad was leaking everywhere. I made it outside to Canal by Morton's and threw the jar away. The only thing I could wipe my greasy hands on were the shrubs out front. Security came outside and just shook their heads.