re: How many Aggies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two Aggies are on a farm one day and decide to climb up to the top of a barm. In the process, they knocked down the ladder and were stuck on the top of the barn. They wondered how they would get down, then decided to try to find a nice landing spot.

Aggie 1: How about that nice bale of hay over there?

Aggie 2: Nah, that's not soft or deep enough. But there's a pile of manure over there. Tell you what, I'll jump down and let you know how deep it is.

Aggie 2 jumps.

Aggie 1: How deep is it?

Aggie 2 (yelling): About ankle-deep.

Aggie 1 jumps down and is up to his neck in manure.

Aggie 1: I thought you said it was ankle-deep.

Aggie 2: It is, if you jump head first.