re: Silicon Valley Season 2 thread (spoilerific)

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We need a clear picture of all the Blaine SWOT analysis cards .

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Strengths
- Blaine severs jugular bleeds to death last thought is realizing math is wrong
- Fulfilling "What would Satan do?"
- Sense of accomplishment
- Impress hot Satanist chicks by boasting about Blaine's Death (Gilfoyle only)
- After hitting building, flat bill of cap might actually bend
- As a giant douche Blaine tormented forever in hell
- Blaine is no longer alive
- Ugly can car blood soaked and totaled
- Saves assholes from making mistakes in math
- Blaine is dead
- Death captured in high resolution slow motion holds up on repeated viewings
- One less guy named Blaine
- Web traffic goes viral
- Blaine shits pants from fear pants discovered upon death
- A dead Blaine is a Blaine that can't reproduce
- Blaine's last moment is realizing face is gone
Weaknesses
- Blaine's blood has AIDS and gets on kids
- Gina marries Blaine in hospital out of grief
- Blaine dies super fast
- People wear t-shirts with Blaine's face on them
- Building is structurally damaged
- Gina kills self out of grief
- Blaine's funeral televised preempts Star Trek TNG marathon
- Gina enters convent out of grief
- Gina can't have sex due to "Bummer Vibe" of funeral
- Blaine dies slow but we can't see because only family allowed at hospital
- Unfortunate window washer must clean blood off building
Opportunities
- Dishonor Blaine's remains by putting dumb hat on body dragging it behind car
- Birds get to eat pieces of Blaine
- Ejaculation
- Urinating on Blaine's grave
- Take his wallet and shoes if not too bloody
- Masturbating on Blaine's grave
- Banging blindfolded Gina on Blaine's Grave
- Carbon footprint reduced by one Blaine
- We get to enjoy being superior
- Gina needs consoling
- Defecating on Blaine's grave
- Digging up Blaine's grave, dishonoring remains again
- Death leads to regulations in stunt industry - lives saved
- frick Gina
- Grief threesome with Gina and Blaine's hot mom?
- Blaine's organs harvested for hot girls with cancer who then gratitude frick us
Threats
- Vengeful Blaine supporters accuse us of criminal negligence
- We can only watch him die once
- People find out and on youtube death video we get flamed in the comments section
- After this nothing is ever as much fun again
- Guilt (Dinesh only)
- Over time, Gina becomes more clingy and less hot
- Philz Coffee closes for a day to honor Blaine's memory
- Investigation and trial sets back Pied Piper build

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