re: Odd Occurence and the wife thinks I'm crazy...

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Sometimes you just gotta let people know that they can go frick themselves...

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I've made it to the point in life where I just don't give a frick.

TBS (True Boo Story) though... when I was in my late teens/early 20s I was headed to Mardi Gras with a bunch of friend in my old SUV. My cousin was driving, I was riding shotgun, and some trash pulled out and cut us off, my cousin swerved around them, I gave them the "wtf, mate?" gesture and we went on our way. Pulled over to get gas a few minutes later before getting on the interstate, and as I was pumping some white trash looking fricker starts talking shite to me, about how he wanted to fight me, and he was going to kick my arse. I just laughed at him, because he was by himself, and we had 7 people (5 dudes) riding to NOLA, two of which saw this happening and were then behind him. He had the audacity to say that we should wait for him to "call some of his boys" for a fair fight, then he would "end me." Yeah, sure thing chief.

Then a cop pulled up and asked what was going on, which is when this meth-head's friend finally got out of the car and tried to explain to the cop how his friend was a hot head and has anger management issues. The cop asked me what happened and I told him (including the part about how he threatened to "end me") and the cop told the kid, "you did what? If that white boy had a gun, he could have shot you." I'm pretty sure I started laughing on the spot, definitely got some good laughs out of that later.

TL/DR, if I was terd, I would have shot him.