re: If you played a 1 man scramble at the Masters, would you still finish dead last?

I feel the exact same way. If you're scrambling your own ball, you should never make anything worse than a bogey, and to make that on over 50% of the holes seems a little absurd. I mean, even if I didn't put it on the fairway at 18, i could pitch out to 130 yards or so and worse case scenario make bogey.