re: Who Is This New Host of Cheaters?

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What happened to Joey Gecko?

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It's Joey GRECO, not GECKO, you goddamned philistine. Cheaters is a show that is as American as anything. In most countries, you'd either have to be rich enough to hire a real private investigator, or go slogging through the mud yourself to find out if your husband was a no good player! This, in the land of stars and stripes, was a great equalizer!

Thanks to Cheaters, you don't have be a "titan of industry" to catch your wife eating out the gardeners a-hole. You don't have to be "King shite of frick Mountain" in order to find out your boyfriend likes wearing a leash and slurping cat food out of the boot of a large leather-wearing transvestite!

As far as I'm concerned, Mr. Lee Greenwood should be writing the theme tune for this show as we speak!