re: Biggest BS ticket you've ever received?

Pulled out of the parking lot of a bar at about 1:00 AM. The exit from parking lot on to the road is at about a 30 degree incline. I'm driving a stick and there's snow and ice on the ground. Cop pulled me over within a 1/4 mile of leaving the bar. Asks if I've been drinking, I say no.(I don't drink). Field sobriety test followed by breathalizer, I'm all good. Writes me a ticket because I "spun my tires" pulling up a 30 degree incline in a gravel parking lot, in the snow, driving a stick.