No idea how many. No bad altercations. Two closest were:

Got stopped once on Leon C. Simon, leaving UNO. In my gramps caddy, with digital speedometer. I was going 32. Cop waived me over to the end of the line of cars. I was pissed. Stuck my head out yelled to him "I was going 32". He looked at me like I was a retard and said "Yeah you're in a school zone a-hole." I said "oh. I'll just wait here then."

Got stopped on my way to high school, speed trap, was in the middle of smoking a J with my buddy. That was close. Don't know how the cop didn't smell it and figure it out. Especially when I looked at my buddy, who I told to eat the joint, and see smoke drifting out from under his seat.

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Posted by lsu480

Downtown Scottsdale

Member since Oct 2007

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Posted on 3/6/15 at 12:49 pm to BrotherEsau

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Got stopped on my way to high school, speed trap, was in the middle of smoking a J with my buddy. That was close. Don't know how the cop didn't smell it and figure it out. Especially when I looked at my buddy, who I told to eat the joint, and see smoke drifting out from under his seat.

When I was in my mid-20s I was borderline late going through an intersection with a left turn arrow, it changed from yellow to red right after I entered the intersection. I was on my way home from work and had just lit up a joint so I was freaking out when I saw a cop get behind me and light me up. I pulled over right away and was just thinking how fricked I was about to me, marijuana was a felony then and driving while smoking obviously was also not good. Anyways, as I was sitting there with smoke pouring out of my window the cop walked up and it was one of my good friends since we were kids who I hadn't seen for about 5 years!

He saw it was me and just started shaking his head while laughing and asked me WTF I thought I was doing. He told me how lucky I was it was him who had pulled me over, like I didn't already know that, and after catching up for about 10 minutes he let me go. LUCKY AS frick!