re: what is the worst injury you have had?

Broke collar bone, three ribs, both thumbs, left pinky, tailbone, shattered upper jaw, sprained knee, 3 stress fractures in foot, slightly torn rotator cuff, 3 serious concisions, stitches 11 times, and a gunshot to the neck. All injuries occurred on separate occasions. I recommend avoiding trampolines, sharp and blunt objects, contact sports, and people with guns.