re: Stories about awkard or embarrassing moments with women

First date with a girl I really liked.

We're at an afternoon LSU baseball game in Coon's Corner (RF), things are going really smoothly (almost too well). In the 5th inning, she offers me some gum. In the 7th inning, right before a pitch to the plate, she asks me a question. She was seated to my right, so I had to turn my head quickly. As I did, I witnessed (in slow motion to my memory) a tiny globule of chewing gum fly out of my mouth and land on her jeans right in the middle of her thigh. She didn't notice right away, so I said nothing, assumed there would be no second date, and just tried to pretend it didn't happen.

I did get a second date (still dating as a matter of fact). She didn't notice it until she was doing laundry the next week and had no idea I was responsible until I told her several months later