re: Tiger Woods is dead last in the Phoenix open

scha·den·freu·de

noun
pleasure derived by someone from another person's misfortune.

Front runner.
Least gracious loser of all time. No emotional maturity.

His wife tried to hit him with a golf club while he was backing out of the driveway. I only wish it had been televised live.
He denied she was trying to hit him with it. We would know for sure if it had been captured on video.

Yes, it matters to me that he was playing around with multiple women.

How the mighty have fallen.

Maybe he will figure out a swing that works with his old body.
My impression is that he was unwilling to do an old guy's swing, and was still trying to be the old Tiger.
That ship has sailed.

TV guys were marveling that his short game is gone. You can still have a short game in an old guy's body.