re: Any good personal stalker stories?

Dated a girl summer after high school. Cool girl. Had fun. Both moved away to college 6 states apart. Kept in touch as friends and ran into each other from time to time when we both went home. A year later she tells me she loves me out of nowhere. I figured I could milk it for pussy so I led her on but made sure she knew I wasn't exclusively talking to her. She believed after college we would just "find each other" and get married.

Well she moves up to Conn to be a nanny one semester and I was in NY one weekend. Called her while I was drunk and told her to drive down then I fell asleep. I get a knock on my hotel room about 3 hours later. She drove down, told the front desk she was my wife and needed to know what room I was in. It freaked me out so much i just pretended to be asleep. So she had to pay for another room instead.

Obviously she was pissed but still crazy. Two years later I'm home one fall friday gettin ready for a football weekend. I was gonna drive to SC for the game but my friend backed out. Well she calls and asks what im doing and I jokingly said she should drive down (7 hours) for the weekend. Well again, she shows up while I'm asleep and rings the doorbell. I'm at home so I answer and I can't believe it. We smashed and then I tell her that I'm watching football all day so she better not bitch. By 3:00 she was needy and bored and drove home another 7 hours. Her dad calls me that week telling me I need to treat her better if we are gonna make it work. Holy shite! I tell him that his daughter is crazier than shite and needs meds.

She got married this year and called me right before to rub it in. It's been 8 years since I've even seen her. Bitches be crazy.