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re: Texas is awesome as frick

Posted on 1/26/15 at 6:41 am to
Posted by Dam Guide
Member since Sep 2005
15554 posts
Posted on 1/26/15 at 6:41 am to
Just took a trip to Houston/San Antonio/Hill Country/Austin

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Our women are fine.


Not really different than pretty much anywhere else in the south, lots of fatties to go with your hot women

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We respect the rights of the individual and will fight to protect what God in his wisdom decided to bless us with


Your gun laws are actually much stricter in some cases. Open carry for example. This is all in your head.

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great food


I did have some of the best brisket of my life there, so point to you.

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Outlet malls


This should never be a reason...

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Culture


You mean Mexicans...

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case we're Texas by God


No, you are Texas because a lot of Americans died to make you Texas.

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Fake boobs were invented here


Good and bad here, will give you this one.

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Earl Campbell, Willie Nelson and 2 of the original Charlies Angels are from Texas


They are all old, we need something more recent.

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you say frick CANCER,, we've been fricking cancer up for over 40 years


Well why is it still here?


Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
22311 posts
Posted on 1/26/15 at 6:48 am to
I'll say this, my brief time in Texas,I've learned that the slogan "like a whole nother country" is true from both the cool things to do in the state and the way they think about many topics.
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