re: Caught my gf snooping through my journal tonight

Paige, I probably couldn't do that cavern of yours any justice.



Reminds me of a joke my old uncle told me once


A couple were in bed getting busy when the girl places the guys hand onto her pussy. "Put your finger in me" she asks him. So he does without hesitation, as she starts moaning. "Put two fingers in", she says. So in goes another one.

She's really starting to get worked up when she says, "Put your whole hand in!". The guy's like, "Ok!". So he has his entire hand in, when she says moaning aloud "Put both your hands inside of me!!!". So the guy puts both of his hands in!

"Now clap your hands" commands the girl. "I can't", says the guy. The girl looks at him and says "Tight isn't it?".