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re: What Score Will 50 Shades of Grey Receive On Rotten Tomatoes?
Posted on 1/21/15 at 10:58 pm to gatorprincess815
Posted on 1/21/15 at 10:58 pm to gatorprincess815
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Just saw the new tv spot and omg so excited.
Let me guess, you're a mid-30s housewife with a couple of under 10 year old kids in the house. Husband doesn't give you enough excitement during sex except the occasional 4 minutes in and out, because he is tired of looking at your stretch marks. You are too embarrassed to buy sex toys at the local porn shop never mind shopping online for them and the thought of masturbation makes you blush with embarrassment.
Twilight for housewives is too good of a title for this tripe.
Yeah, I have little doubt you are excited for this.
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Posted on 1/21/15 at 11:00 pm to asurob1
She does want to mouth frick Stephen Amell too.
Posted on 1/21/15 at 11:01 pm to asurob1
You sound like a fat middle of the road loser.
Posted on 1/21/15 at 11:02 pm to asurob1
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Let me guess, you're a mid-30s housewife with a couple of under 10 year old kids in the house. Husband doesn't give you enough excitement during sex except the occasional 4 minutes in and out, because he is tired of looking at your stretch marks. You are too embarrassed to buy sex toys at the local porn shop never mind shopping online for them and the thought of masturbation makes you blush with embarrassment.
she's a 20-something BBW
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