re: Anyone here ever had a wild animal come into your home?

I had let the dog out and left the door open. Damn mocking bird comes hoping on in.

I looked at him and he looked at me and we both went "OH S*&T". He took off flying in the house straight to the window thinking it was outside. I ran and closed all the doors in the house. When he hit the window he got stuck behind the blinds.

I went wake up my wife and got some gloves and my fishing net. Couldn't get him out the blinds so I had to just grab him with the gloves. he was making some god awful screeching sound. I was waiting for a flock of birds to come attack my house. He Sh*t everywhere.. Freaking mess.