Started By
Message

re: Satanic Temple puts up display at Michigan Capital

Posted on 12/22/14 at 2:02 am to
Posted by JuiceTerry
Roond the Scheme
Member since Apr 2013
40868 posts
Posted on 12/22/14 at 2:02 am to
I know way more than you about Satan, though. He's not that bad. He realized God was a hypocrite, and split off because he knew the "man" thing was destined to fail. Why do you hate freedom, and having choices?
Posted by JazzyJeff
Japan
Member since Sep 2006
3938 posts
Posted on 12/22/14 at 2:09 am to
quote:

I know way more than you about Satan, though. He's not that bad. He realized God was a hypocrite, and split off because he knew the "man" thing was destined to fail. Why do you hate freedom, and having choices?
You've proven my point perfectly! Thank you!
Posted by Blue Velvet
Apple butter toast is nice
Member since Nov 2009
20112 posts
Posted on 12/22/14 at 2:14 am to
quote:

He's not that bad.
Lucifer doesn't judge you for being human; he understands human nature.
He takes blame for God's mistakes and makes God look good.
He accepts everyone into hell; no prejudice for religion, gender, or sexual orientation.
If God's all powerful, why is Lucifer still here?
Lucifer isn't the one who created Bieber.
He saw naked thought-slaves in the garden of Eden and taught them critical thinking.
He saw a man starving in the desert and offered him food for 40 days.
Foiled God's plan, that you would live your entire life in complete ignorance, with a single conversation.
He didn't write a book exposing God's atrocities... God did.
He didn't create a world full of evils and put you in it. He told the guy that did to frick off.
He accepts God's unwanted children unconditionally.
Lucifer was kicked out of heaven by God and is now seen as the world's greatest evil, but you don't see Lucifer having millions slaughtered in his name, do you?
This Bud is for you, Satan.
Posted by genuineLSUtiger
Nashville
Member since Sep 2005
73192 posts
Posted on 11/17/15 at 4:53 pm to
quote:

I know way more than you about Satan, though. He's not that bad. He realized God was a hypocrite, and split off because he knew the "man" thing was destined to fail. Why do you hate freedom, and having choices?


This. Nice post Juice.
first pageprev pagePage 1 of 1Next pagelast page
refresh

Back to top
logoFollow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News
Follow us on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram to get the latest updates on LSU Football and Recruiting.

FacebookTwitterInstagram