re: Random encounters with Drug Dealers

So, after boofing liquid deemsters with the family all night the Rev decided it was time to make it official. It was a very special time. Not everyone gets pinned for real. Lots of kidz buy their pins and its not right. So, the Rev found the scummiest crackhead on lot to pin me. Before it could really be official I had to dose rape a 14 year old and ruin his life for stealing a tank from a friend of a friend of a friend 4 years ago in ohio. Then I had to contract hep C. Once I was truly a disgrace to all humans I was pinned. We cried in the back of the Rev's '88 Corolla and all too thumbprints in the Denny's parkinglot. Afterward we all had dinner, and my girl whispered in my ear, "You deserve this, baby" and then she farted on my cock.